LoisLane looking for Superman

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  What RESURRECTED people will be told.

  by hamsterbait in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  a wife and mother who died of cancer, with her family round the bed, is lovingly raised from death into the "noo system".

  "where is my husband?".

  "jehovah killed him because he didnt believe the jw.org teachings".

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  LoisLane looking for Superman

  lolololololol lol
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  JW's just called at my door, simply handed me the JW.ORG tract and left! JW's now mere leaflet distributors.

  by yadda yadda 2 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm off work today and its a monday morning.

  a male and female jw just knocked on my door, i opened it, the guy just handed me their latest website promoting tract saying "hi, were just leaving these with people today", and then he made to leave.

  i looked at the tract and then looked at him as he was turning to walk away and said to him "ok, thanks, but ummm you could've just left it in my letterbox.".

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  LoisLane looking for Superman

  How many times can JW's go through the neighborhood, "placing" the new "JW.org Business card" and not be embarrassed?

  Householders for the most part, are so polite to these non-educated, non thinking WT drones.

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  JWs getting "Footloose" at the Kingdom Hall

  by AndDontCallMeShirley in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i hope no one here get's injured when they see this and their jaw hits the floor:.

  https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=689701664435095&set=vb.100001858044479&type=2&theater.

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  LoisLane looking for Superman

  Barn Dancing from the OK Corral -----> Now available to watch at your local Kingdom Hall. ????? lollolololol
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  My mother listed me as a Jehovah's Witness at the Hospital for a pending emergency surgery

  by adjusted knowledge in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been having some medical issues recently and had to check into the emgerceny hospital.

  when they admitted me the registar asked my mother my religion.

  she told them jehovah's witness.

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  LoisLane looking for Superman

  @Billy the X -----> Good one! lol
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  hello everyone

  by purrpurr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been browsing the site for some time as things that the society teach just are not adding up much these days.

  by exploring some of the threads on here i'm starting to see why.

  a brief bio.

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  LoisLane looking for Superman

  Clarity... lol Viola??? lol

  Do you mean voila?

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  Ebola -274 LDS/Mormon Miss. are re-assigned, WT doing what?

  by Phizzy in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  the lds church (mormons) have pulled 274 missionaries out of the ebola affected areas of africa and sent them to other lands.. does the wt care enough about its sales reps to do the same ?

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  LoisLane looking for Superman

  ---->@AlphaMAN... Oooooo ... " Jehovahstan ".

  One word can say so much. Kudos to you for thinking this one up.

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  Hello

  by lurkernomore in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i thought it was high time to introduce myself (without my name of course).

  as my name would suggest i have been reading your intriguing post, thoughts and discussions for some time now.

  around 3/4 months to be exact.. i guess to start with it would seem fitting to give a little background on my current situation.. i'm a born-in, but have over the last few years found that through a number of varying occurences, (some of which i may discuss in future posts) that my 'zeal' has gone from regular field service and meetings to no service in over a year and very sporadic meeting attendance.

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  LoisLane looking for Superman

  Hi lurkernomore , Aww, you woke up with the love of your life. Brilliant.

  A happy ever after to you both! and 3 gold stars for being so smart!

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  hello everyone

  by purrpurr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been browsing the site for some time as things that the society teach just are not adding up much these days.

  by exploring some of the threads on here i'm starting to see why.

  a brief bio.

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  LoisLane looking for Superman

  Welcome purrpurr (meow?)

  Welcome lurkernomore .

  I am so happy to see 2 adult humans wake up from the drone state, that WT likes to keep its 'people' at.

  Welcome to JWN and your new family.

  LoisLane from the North Pacific.
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  "You are good people"

  by ateograciasadios in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this story goes back 2 years, when my girlfriend and i traveled to my homecountry in south america to spend the summer visiting my family and friends.

  although i was still attending the meetings back then, i had already been inactive for a while.

  the developments since that visit have been slow but dramatic, and my perception of the people inside the organization has changed greatly.

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  LoisLane looking for Superman

  Interesting story.

  Thank you for sharing.

  LL
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  United Nations churches.

  by Ignoranceisbliss in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it must of been around 1992. i remember all the chatter among local wirnesses was about how the united nations was setting up there own churches around the world.

  it seems like there was even a newspaper article to back this up.

  it was obvious that this is how governments would finally turn on religion.

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  LoisLane looking for Superman

  lol My comment pertains to the OP's second paragraph... about the big birds. lol lol

  Way back in 1970 (lol , back in the covered wagon days) I went along with my SIL on one of her Bible studies in the 25 cent Truth® book. My high school valedictorian SIL told her study this fact "Did you know that scavenger birds are increasing in number?" with great authority in her voice. Because she had been a valedictorian and I had not, lol, I believed everything she said. lol

  LoisLane wrote a letter in 1970, to a special pioneer sister who had moved to the need greater area of Catholic Quebec, and shared with her this emphatic "truth" about the "did you know scavenger birds are... ". Yes, I did. At that pre-1975 herald of Armageddon is coming, are you giving YHWH your all? with nothing, of course happening, except WT scaring us so that we would continue to be their unpaid drones and give them our time and money so they could continue to be a publishing house business.

  Years later, someone told me they had heard this same story from their Aunt, who had been a school teacher, telling JW's with great authority, what she had heard from Quebec! lol lol lol By this time, LoisLane had learned to keep her mouth shut.

  LL (not Bean)

  PS ------> As far as I know, the above story started in 1970. I never heard the 1992 version. lol